What I Did in SGA Today

A situation that just about everybody encounters when they get home from school is when their parents ask you what you did that day. There's something about this question that is both alarming and disarming. You feel like you should have something more to say than just 'nothing' but deep down inside, you know that it's about the truest answer you can give.

Today, while sitting in SGA for about two and a half hours, I decided to compile a list of what I did so that I could be prepared to give an accurate answer as to my activities in this meeting.


Today in SGA I...

ran my headphones through my hoodie and listened to music for as long as I could get away with it.

attempted to move objects with my mind.

played with my facial hair

accidentally fell asleep. Four times.

stared at the pattern in the carpet until it all just kind of blended together.

watched the person in front of me read a Matrix wiki on his laptop for about half an hour.

ran a cost/benefit analysis of throwing my cell phone at the person who kept on amending the resolutions to correct minor grammatical errors.

pondered about what happy people are doing.

crossed my eyes as far as I could make them go.

chewed on my fingernails.

balanced my pencil on my finger for as long as possible.

fiddled around with the loose change in my pocket.

stared longingly at the exit sign for about ten minutes.

thought of a framework for a post about how boring SGA is.